Why don't young girls fart?
Because they don't get assholes until they get married!
Also why are little boys farts louder than little girls?
Because little boys have two speakers and a microphone!
1973 Dodge Shorty B-100
1995 Chevy G20 Gladiator
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserve body,
but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up,
totally worn out, and proclaiming
"Wow What a Ride"
"O Vanners" of Connecticut! Since 1982