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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #786114 December 09th 2021 8:56 pm
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During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.

He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand and took four leaks behind big trees.’

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, ‘You must be one hell of an outdoors man!

‘NAH,’ he replied, ‘I’m just a shitty golfer.’

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GhostRyder #786136 December 09th 2021 10:53 pm
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lol That's a good one !

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lol


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Oh what a feelin ...

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If I had to pick ...my sentiments are with Jack.

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GhostRyder #786585 December 22nd 2021 2:21 am
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Like this ?

I had this happen to me shovelin snow on a Navy base in NJ.

Damn truck came up on me from behind and put 300lbs of snow on me.

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Originally Posted by frscke1
Oh what a feelin ...

Jack's attitude is all wrong.

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Jingle bells jingle bells

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Love it!


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