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Dyno_Dave; Who doesn't like a good bun joke !

Sweet one!

Hey Jim ; are you making a reference to " Sweet Buns " ?

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.

She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in esperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.

Again, she didn’t know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.

The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

What were you thinking? Hellooo, her husband speaks English!!

As my buddy Larry would say: That thar is FUNNY; I don't care who you are!

good one.

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man’s manhood was larger than the shaft.

After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study.

After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Irish, unsatisfied with those findings, conducted their own study.

After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and many pints of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man’s hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.

love the Irish !

good one!

Oh boy ...