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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #783756 October 15th 2021 7:14 am
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Much easier!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #783766 October 15th 2021 11:21 am
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A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door in a little red wagon with tiny ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The boy is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.

“That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says with admiration.

“Thanks,” says the little boy.

As the firefighter looks a little closer, he notices the boy has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

“Little partner,” the firefighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little boy says, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #783789 October 15th 2021 11:43 pm
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GhostRyder #783792 October 16th 2021 2:07 pm
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Good one lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #783837 October 17th 2021 7:11 pm
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GhostRyder #783872 October 18th 2021 10:51 am
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I decided to stop calling the bathroom “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

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That's a good one lol

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Nice one lol


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A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

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My sister told me to take the spider out instead of killing him......

So we went in a bar, had a few beers, it was fun.. it turns out he was a web designer.

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If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you?

U-R-A-BUS!

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