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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #767442 November 13th 2020 9:19 pm
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Sweet lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #767460 November 14th 2020 10:45 am
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GhostRyder #771523 February 17th 2021 12:16 am
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50 bucks...

Ed and his wife Norma go to the state fair every year, And every year Ed would say,

" Norma, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "

Norma always replied,
" I know Ed , but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

One year Ed and Norma went to the fair, and Ed said, " Norma, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "

To this, Norma replied,
" Ed, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "

The pilot overheard the couple and said,
" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If You can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge You a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "

Ed and Norma agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word...

When they landed, the pilot turned to Ed and said, " By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you Didn't. I'm impressed! "

Ed replied, " Well, to tell you the truth
I almost said something when Norma fell out,
But you know...


Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771562 February 17th 2021 5:54 pm
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Fifty bucks is fifty bucks ! rofl

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771567 February 17th 2021 9:15 pm
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Yes it is rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771651 February 19th 2021 9:48 am
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I’m still laffin about the $50 bucks, but my ol lady was watching a chick flick last night, the guy was trying to be a di$? In front of the girls parents and said,
where is the facilities? “I gotta drop off the Cleveland Browns at the SuperBowl” (made me laff)


Welp....
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771661 February 19th 2021 3:50 pm
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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?



A wet nose.

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771662 February 19th 2021 3:57 pm
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A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic looks at him and says, "Well, looks like you blew a seal."
"Oh No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #771663 February 19th 2021 4:35 pm
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A lady upset that her husband doesn't make love like he used to, goes to her doc for help. The doc prescribes some meds, and tells her to put one in his coffee every morning at breakfast.

So the first morning, she drops one of the pills into his coffee and that night they make love just like a newly married couple.

The next morning she decides to try two pills and see what happens. That night the sex is outrageous, like never before.

The next morning she dumps the rest of the bottle of pills in his coffee...

That night the doc stops by to check on them and a little boy answers crying.

"What's wrong son?" questions the doc.

"Well, it's been rough ever since you gave my Mommy those pills. My Mommy's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt is sore, and now daddy's running around the house screaming 'HERE KITTY KITTY!'"


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