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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #764359 August 03rd 2020 6:10 pm
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A white haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a beautiful, well endowed young lady at his side and told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, "No,no, no, I'd like to see something much more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to the vault and brought another ring out. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made. The man stated, "By check. I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old guy and said, "Sir!..There's no money in that account!!"
"I know," said the man......"But let me tell you about my weekend." laugh

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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OMG Cat that was a good one .....lololololololololol


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lol nice!


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Wife: (yelling from upstairs) honey, do you ever feel aches and pains like somebody’s sticking a needle in a voodoo doll?

Husband: No!!

5 minutes later

Wife: what about now?


Welp....
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A little boy comes running into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?”
The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because I heard Grandma say as soon as you croak, she's gonna take us to Disneyland!"

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lol Nice


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SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO
ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
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