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Frscke1, that was saavaage. Soo I like my Chevy,,,, grin

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"So I went to a Petting Zoo yesterday!"

"That was an Elementary School, Joe..."

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Fred came home from college in tears.

"Mom, am I adopted?"

"No of course not", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?"

Fred showed her his recent genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.

Perturbed, his mother called her husband at work. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."

"Well, obviously!" he replied.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, after all, it was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him?"

"I thought I picked a good one."

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A white haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday evening with a beautiful, well endowed young lady at his side and told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, "No,no, no, I'd like to see something much more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to the vault and brought another ring out. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made. The man stated, "By check. I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon." On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old guy and said, "Sir!..There's no money in that account!!"
"I know," said the man......"But let me tell you about my weekend." laugh

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OMG Cat that was a good one .....lololololololololol


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Wife: (yelling from upstairs) honey, do you ever feel aches and pains like somebody’s sticking a needle in a voodoo doll?

Husband: No!!

5 minutes later

Wife: what about now?


Welp....
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