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SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS '93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB '92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 veteran | veteran Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 | Bringin' the Dogs over for a Spelling Bee!!! | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 4,805 Likes: 123 Uncle Rust N Dents | Uncle Rust N Dents Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 4,805 Likes: 123 | I was at the airport last weekend, coming back home from Utah, when this guy yells across the security checkpoint, "Have a safe trip, Tom! Had a wonderful time! Your wife was a great lay!"
I was a little confused, so I went over to the guy and said, "Hey man, did I just hear you tell that guy that his wife was a great lay?"
He looked a little embarrassed and said, "Yeah, that's what I said. It wasn't really true, though, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings." | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 32,696 Likes: 172 Old Timer | Old Timer Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 32,696 Likes: 172 |
Jim & Lucy Newkirk 1965 Chevy Bad Influence 1981 Chevy-the Love Shack 2012 Chevy Van , 2020 chevy van 2020 Chevy van Sapphire Sweet. Club Vannerz. vanninvanner@comcast.net | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 veteran | veteran Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 | Frscke1, that was saavaage. Soo I like my Chevy,,,, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZKUbzAdb7E | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 veteran | veteran Joined: Nov 2013 Posts: 2,286 Likes: 153 | "So I went to a Petting Zoo yesterday!"
"That was an Elementary School, Joe..." | | | Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread | Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,855 Likes: 234 carpal tunnel | carpal tunnel Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 9,855 Likes: 234 | Fred came home from college in tears.
"Mom, am I adopted?"
"No of course not", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?"
Fred showed her his recent genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.
Perturbed, his mother called her husband at work. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."
"Well, obviously!" he replied.
"What do you mean?"
"Well, after all, it was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him?"
"I thought I picked a good one."
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