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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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Oh NO... my dog just ate a bunch of Scrabble tiles … His next land mine could spell disaster.


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Bringin' the Dogs over for a Spelling Bee!!! eek

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I was at the airport last weekend, coming back home from Utah, when this guy yells across the security checkpoint, "Have a safe trip, Tom! Had a wonderful time! Your wife was a great lay!"

I was a little confused, so I went over to the guy and said, "Hey man, did I just hear you tell that guy that his wife was a great lay?"

He looked a little embarrassed and said, "Yeah, that's what I said. It wasn't really true, though, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings."


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Frscke1, that was saavaage. Soo I like my Chevy,,,, grin

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"So I went to a Petting Zoo yesterday!"

"That was an Elementary School, Joe..."

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Fred came home from college in tears.

"Mom, am I adopted?"

"No of course not", replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?"

Fred showed her his recent genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.

Perturbed, his mother called her husband at work. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."

"Well, obviously!" he replied.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, after all, it was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him?"

"I thought I picked a good one."

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