Vannin' Home Forums General Discussion Off Topic Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread

Son: dad, what’s dark humor?
Dad: well son, see that guy w no hands? Ask him to clap.
Son: dad, you know I’m blind.
Dad: exactly.

Husband- honey we are having trouble making ends meet with this virus thing among us. I was thinking maybe you could do some prostituting to help out w the bills around here.

Wife- Ok!

(Next morning wife walks in from a long night)

Husband- how much did you make?

Wife- $23.50

Husband- who in the hell gave you $.50

Wife- all of em.............

So. BMW Girl's car needed service at the Dealer. "Come pick me up, but don't you dare park that Van out front where people can see." "Sure Babe"

Parks Dogvan off to the side of Service. Lot Boys come out and move two new cars away from Van. Me; "Chuckle."

BMW Girl comes out an climbs into Van. "Eww." We start back home. "Eww."
On the way down, I just had to fkk with the OD lockout switch, after which the Trans started acting up with a runaway upshift. Kinda Lika worn Powerglide, you could make it slip or letup. So. Driving home, I'm milking the upshift, ZZzzzzZZZzzzzz BMW Girl notices and gives me a dirty look two syllable "What's THAT???"

"That, my Dear, is the sound of Mechanical Failure..."

lol if you could see pass that t-shirt, it was a nice van In The background lol

Poor sense of humor (I know).

Meanwhile. Lockdown activity continues,

Michael Jordan steps up to the Beer Pong table;
Uh Oh, somebody's gonna get alcohol poisoning...

Wife: "Did I get Fat during quarantine?"
"Naw Honey, You were never really Skinny to begin with!"
Time of Death: 4/25/20 11:23PM Cause of Death: Coronavirus..

Funny guys, So far I believe frske1 is in the lead with his Harley Joke !