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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #756568 February 04th 2020 5:52 pm
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lol like the beer one!


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I wish I was better with the pictures. I tried but screwed things up messing with the settings. LOL. If Ya'll could see the Pictures it is truly hilarious. They are Memes, but I don't know how to fetch them. So many of these, I cannot post due to the raciness of the quotes. They are funny though. I could try harder grin

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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great... actually, I've never felt better. I now have a knock-out 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story...

"I have an older friend and much like you, he is also an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old thought for a minute and then replied, "Well... logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"

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GhostRyder #756728 February 08th 2020 10:10 pm
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RATFLMAO ! !


SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO
ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
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'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
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GhostRyder #756732 February 09th 2020 11:39 am
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lol nice


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I’m not funny at all........but me and my buddy were standing by the van, and my boy dog walked out sat down & started licking his nuts in front of us. My buddy “trying to be funny“ said he wished he could do that, I said I’ll hold him down if you want me too.......


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rofl


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That's funny ...


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'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
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"The problem with the Gene Pool, is that there's no Lifeguard..."

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