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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755287
December 28th 2019 10:20 pm
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This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asks what part did you get?

He replies I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.

His father congratulated him. And then he said “That’s good son, maybe next time you’ll get a talking role!”

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755298
December 29th 2019 8:13 am
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rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755316
December 29th 2019 11:39 am
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So true.. and funny lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755350
December 30th 2019 8:01 pm
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John was a salesman’s’ delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. “Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?” asked John. “Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,” said Tommy.. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. “Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.” “We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie..” said Tommy. “What did you watch?” asked Marsha. “The Ten Commandments,” answered Tommy.. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, “I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”

“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.” The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with Tommy.After all, He is your son!” With that, the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755363
December 31st 2019 1:09 am
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OH that's funny ….


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755367
December 31st 2019 8:14 am
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rofl excellent!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: newkirkinc1] #755393
December 31st 2019 12:42 pm
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Savage, yet Smooth!

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #755417
December 31st 2019 8:28 pm
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Oh crap, the end was epic.😂


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #756430
January 31st 2020 6:20 pm
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Wow , nothing for a while lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #756434
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A heavily bandaged man was laying in bed at the hospital when his friend came to visit.

"What happened to you?" the friend asked.

"Well, we went to the amusement park and decided to ride the roller coaster. As we came to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a sign by the side of the track. I tried to read it, but it was very small and I couldn't make it out. I was so curious that I went around again, but we went by so quickly that I still couldn't see what the sign said. By now I was determined, so I went around a third time. As we reached the top I stood up in the car to get a better view."

"And did you manage to see what the sign said this time?" asked his friend.

"Yeah... The sign said 'Remain seated at all times!”

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