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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753330
October 15th 2019 7:02 pm
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Exactley Friske and I like it.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753337
October 15th 2019 8:17 pm
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Did my joke start an argument?


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753338
October 15th 2019 8:21 pm
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Kinda ... one objected of hand signals ... others didnt ... but we are over that.

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.



Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.



Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.



A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
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The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”



I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753348
October 16th 2019 8:11 am
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Nice!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread, Geography Lesson [Re: GhostRyder] #753871
November 05th 2019 10:45 am
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The South Plains is the largest contiguous expanse of flat land on Earth. So. it's flat here. Well then. How flat is it?

It's so flat here in Levelland, you can watch your dog run away, for three days... shocked

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753876
November 05th 2019 9:23 pm
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What did the battered Salmon say when he slammed into the wall?

"Dam!" shocked

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753906
November 06th 2019 7:20 pm
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lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753930
November 07th 2019 10:36 am
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Sometimes I wish I could be a better Jokester, instead of Nuttier than a Squirrel turd... shocked

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753943
November 07th 2019 5:51 pm
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Don't we all! [lo]


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Wrangler go cart Van
vanninvanner@comcast.net
Vannerz
77 chevy Prohecy rebuild
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #753967
November 08th 2019 7:21 pm
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All my jokes are borderline elementary circa 1973 and just plain bad so keep them coming.


When in doubt..get the sawzall out..
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