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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753294 October 14th 2019 12:00 pm
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This arguing is not honoring Dr BOB ... posts are being deleted.

Take your arguing to PM ... its a joke, If Astro does like it he will delete it.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753330 October 15th 2019 7:02 pm
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Exactley Friske and I like it.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753337 October 15th 2019 8:17 pm
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Did my joke start an argument?


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Why is it that when I press 1 for English, I still can not understand the person on the other end????
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753338 October 15th 2019 8:21 pm
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Kinda ... one objected of hand signals ... others didnt ... but we are over that.

Police officer talks to a driver: Your tail light is broken, your tires must be exchanged and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars.
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Driver: Alright, go ahead. They want twice as much as that at the garage.



Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.



Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.



A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
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The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”



I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.


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ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753348 October 16th 2019 8:11 am
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Nice!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread, Geography Lesson
GhostRyder #753871 November 05th 2019 10:45 am
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The South Plains is the largest contiguous expanse of flat land on Earth. So. it's flat here. Well then. How flat is it?

It's so flat here in Levelland, you can watch your dog run away, for three days... shocked

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753876 November 05th 2019 9:23 pm
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What did the battered Salmon say when he slammed into the wall?

"Dam!" shocked

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #753906 November 06th 2019 7:20 pm
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lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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Sometimes I wish I could be a better Jokester, instead of Nuttier than a Squirrel turd... shocked

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