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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #750803 July 20th 2019 10:27 pm
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LMAO thats funny


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #750806 July 21st 2019 12:40 am
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rofl

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GhostRyder #750831 July 22nd 2019 8:54 am
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Earl and Bubba are are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce the wife ..... she ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long slow sip of beer and says, " Might oughta think again Bubba .... women like that are hard to find."

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #750852 July 23rd 2019 7:18 am
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rofl nice!


Jim & Lucy Newkirk
1965 Chevy Bad Influence
1981 Chevy-the Love Shack
2012 Chevy Van , 2020 chevy van
2020 Chevy van Sapphire Sweet.
Club Vannerz.
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #751448 August 08th 2019 6:07 pm
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Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted.

“I haven’t added them up yet.”

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #751449 August 08th 2019 6:14 pm
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I assume the service for Harold will be " closed gasket"....

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GhostRyder #751487 August 09th 2019 7:14 pm
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Yep lol


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2020 Chevy van Sapphire Sweet.
Club Vannerz.
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GhostRyder #751491 August 09th 2019 8:38 pm
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This guy has always dreamed of owning a Chevy Conversion Van. One day he has
finally saved enough money, so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks
up the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old vanner trick that
will keep the chrome on his new van free from rust.

The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of
Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains and
everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves.

After a couple of months he meets a lady and she asks him to take her
home to meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set.
At the appointed time he picks her up on his van and they ride to her
parents' house.

Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that
whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious
dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to speak and
get stuck doing the dishes. After a long 15 minutes the young man
decides to speed things up, so he reaches over and kisses the girl
in front of her family. No one says a word.

Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of
everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so he grabs
her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder sex. No one
says a word.

By now he is thinking of what to do next when he hears thunder in the
distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his new Chevy van, so
he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his jar of Vaseline.

And the father shouts, 'Okay damn it, I'll do the dishes.'



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‘OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe or hunk catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky'
means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter'
means not getting up to use the bathroom.

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