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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #750256 July 04th 2019 8:27 pm
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #750310 July 05th 2019 8:10 pm
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A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won’t tell me!

Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.

Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the There’s no Santa speech. At seven, I got the There’s no Easter Bunny speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the There’s no tooth fairy speech. If you’re going to tell me that adults don’t really have sex, I’ll have nothing left to live for.

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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LMAO!

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Sweet! lol


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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop, and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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I was at an A.T.M. yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM. Can you believe that? 2:30 AM!
Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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lol I love a good pun!

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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, “Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests.”

Two days before Christmas, Johnny’s father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. “I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.”

Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage.

When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and asked, “What did Santa bring you this year?”
Johnny replied,”I think I got a dog but I can’t find him”.

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