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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #749954
June 24th 2019 4:17 pm
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lol nice!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750254
July 04th 2019 7:50 pm
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.

He proceeded to tell her all about the “birds and the bees.” When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open.

The father asked her, “Why did you ask this question?”

The little girl replied, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750256
July 04th 2019 8:27 pm
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rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750310
July 05th 2019 8:10 pm
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A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees.

I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won’t tell me!

Confused, the father asks what’s wrong.

Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the There’s no Santa speech. At seven, I got the There’s no Easter Bunny speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the There’s no tooth fairy speech. If you’re going to tell me that adults don’t really have sex, I’ll have nothing left to live for.

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750322
July 06th 2019 2:20 am
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LMAO!

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750352
July 07th 2019 1:21 am
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rofl

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750357
July 07th 2019 9:10 am
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Sweet! lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750695
July 17th 2019 12:25 am
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My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop, and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
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Luckily for him, I was still up playing my bagpipes.
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The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
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My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750699
July 17th 2019 7:24 am
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Nice!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread [Re: GhostRyder] #750801
July 20th 2019 9:27 pm
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lol I love a good pun!

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