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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735364 April 22nd 2018 8:03 am
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lol lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735433 April 23rd 2018 8:59 pm
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Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a palm reader’s table.

The mysterious woman said: “For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future.”

Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said: “I can see that you have no girlfriend.”

“That’s true,” said Paul.

“Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren’t you?”

“Yes,” Paul shamefully admitted. “That’s amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?”

“Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters.”

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735457 April 24th 2018 4:03 pm
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lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735533 April 26th 2018 10:46 am
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Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: “cabbage”. It’s easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans…

Please enter your new password:

“cabbage”

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

“boiled cabbage”

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

“1 boiled cabbage”

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

“50bloodyboiledcabbages”

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

“50BLOODYboiledcabbages”

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

“50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,
IfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessnow”

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

“ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIf
YouDontGiveMeAccessnow”

Sorry, that password is already in use.

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735541 April 26th 2018 10:59 am
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Thats Funny !


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735608 April 27th 2018 6:25 am
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lol Nice!


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735643 April 27th 2018 6:48 pm
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two Prostitutes — $50.00.”

A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign Or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: “JESUS SAVES.”

One of the girls asked the officer, “How come you don’t stop them?!”

“Well, that’s a little different; the officer smiled “Their sign pertains to religion.”

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter — $50.00.”

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735645 April 27th 2018 7:17 pm
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LMAO !!!


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'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #735709 April 29th 2018 7:47 am
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rofl Good one


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2020 Chevy van Sapphire Sweet.
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