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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #539644 February 14th 2012 9:35 pm
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Whenever someone uses the old 'molester van' line on me, I just say...

"If looking at a van makes you think of molesting children, that say more about you than it does about me."


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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #552432 March 29th 2012 1:27 pm
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Hey Funoodle welcome and thank you much for protecting our freedom and service to our country. bow Try these:

Why and How the hell would I snatch any kids in this thing??? My god they might burn there legs on my side pipes or god forbid scratch the paint ... you know what a pain in the a$$ it is to get burnt flesh off chrome pipes????

Yep .. sure is … so are you volunteering to be another statistic?

Yeah I was thinking of putting pictures on the side kind of like WW II pilots … not for every kid I snatched … NO!!! not at all more like for every stupid idiot that has said that to me … oh yeah can I have your picture I think Ill start it off with you.

Ill keep your thoughts in mind when I am taking handicap kids camping for the weekend and doing something positive and beneficial with my life … unlike you.

Actually the slider door works better when you're attempting to throw someone out of the van …even better at high speeds .. want to go for a ride?

If I valued your opinion, which I don't, I would have asked for it and I didn't.

Use some of those if you want
I really wouldn’t waste the time hell I've heard those types of comments all my life while I had my van. God back in the day, Stimpy my brother actually owned a 1969 Cadillac Hearse before his van so YES I had the fun experience of having the cops called on us because some crazy kid watched Geraldo Rivera and thought we were devil worshiping grave robbers. beer


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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #552434 March 29th 2012 1:29 pm
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Want some candy lil girl


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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #726721 August 11th 2017 10:42 pm
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If they start in on you again tell them "your daughter doesnt think so" or
"Why dont you tell that to your wife, she's in the back" ....lol


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ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #726730 August 12th 2017 12:54 am
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This thread is getting dated.

I have had nothing but positive comments for the last year- even driving the Daily Driver 83.

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65 ChevyVan Pontiac OHC 6/TH2004R
68 ChevyVan 108 454/4L80E
86 Dodge "Yeah, it's got a 318"
83 ChevyVan Shorty- B2%B Pt II
Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #729145 October 21st 2017 6:49 pm
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Nice little Chevy Vanner68!

I hauled two families of kids back and forth to school for a year recently in the Cabin Cruizer. Each kid got to pick the radio station for the day. Christian Rock every time. They all had a blast. Even gave me a Stuffed Paddington Bear to keep Wedgy the Duck company. I also introduced them to Cruise Night. It's so On here in West Texas!

I was just thinking and wondered today how many future Vanners are in that bunch.

Some of them might even get an older Van and then they could say, "Hey, come over here and check this out. Glass fuses..."

Van On!

Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
GOOFY #729147 October 21st 2017 8:16 pm
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Originally Posted by GOOFY


Actually the slider door works better when you're attempting to throw someone out of the van �even better at high speeds .. want to go for a ride?



THATS WHY THEY PUT SLIDERS ON THEM ! ..... LOLOLOLOL


SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO
ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #729189 October 23rd 2017 10:21 am
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Good point. Ejection at speed would be totally hands free! Which reminds me of another true Van story. Haha!

So, the Ex GF's PriusV needed to go in for service at the Yota dealer. "Come pick me up?" "Sure!" ( In the new Van!!) '88 B250, the "Wart Wagon." Upon arrival She's like, "OMG, DON'T PARK IT OUT FRONT IN THE OPEN!" Chuckling, I pulled around to park by the yard gate. Upon which a lot porter promptly comes out and moves the car next to me. Lol. Chuckle. Oh it gets better. On the way down, I just had to mess with the OD lockout button. Which rendered the A500 to uphifting sloppilly. Not from the overwhelming raw power of the then crappy 145000 mile 318, mind you.

It was pretty noticable, as a runaway shift can be, and quite entertaining! (All good now, BTW.)

So, the little Miss jumped up into the Cab for the first time. "Eeww! Why did you bring THIS?" Silent chuckles from Driver. As we proceed down the road, the errant shift became apparent. "What is THAT?" "Oh, you mean that?" As I milked a rather long upshift. "THAT, My Dear, is the sound of mechanical failure..."


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Re: Responses to haters/uninitiated?
funoodle #729236 October 24th 2017 11:07 am
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I saw a commercial for Family Feud, The question was "How will your date go ,if your date showed up with ?" 6 answers possible....

The lady yells out "A van" ..... RED "X" .... nope not even on the list !
The other lady said "On a bike" ..... YEP #1 answer


SUNSHINE VANS-VAN DIEGO
ADRENALIN BY THE GALLON & CHASIN RACIN
ONE FOR THE DIRT & ONE FOR THE STREETS
'93 CHEVY G30 454 4X4 SPORTVAN EXT 146" WB
'92 CHEVY G30 454 BEAUVILLE EXT 146" WB
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