Hey Funoodle welcome and thank you much for protecting our freedom and service to our country.
Try these:
Why and How the hell would I snatch any kids in this thing??? My god they might burn there legs on my side pipes or god forbid scratch the paint ... you know what a pain in the a$$ it is to get burnt flesh off chrome pipes????
Yep .. sure is … so are you volunteering to be another statistic?
Yeah I was thinking of putting pictures on the side kind of like WW II pilots … not for every kid I snatched … NO!!! not at all more like for every stupid idiot that has said that to me … oh yeah can I have your picture I think Ill start it off with you.
Ill keep your thoughts in mind when I am taking handicap kids camping for the weekend and doing something positive and beneficial with my life … unlike you.
Actually the slider door works better when you're attempting to throw someone out of the van …even better at high speeds .. want to go for a ride?
If I valued your opinion, which I don't, I would have asked for it and I didn't.
Use some of those if you want
I really wouldn’t waste the time hell I've heard those types of comments all my life while I had my van. God back in the day, Stimpy my brother actually owned a 1969 Cadillac Hearse before his van so YES I had the fun experience of having the cops called on us because some crazy kid watched Geraldo Rivera and thought we were devil worshiping grave robbers.