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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #634562 September 06th 2013 5:25 am
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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #5411
By Anonymous from USA.

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man.”

“How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave.”



The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #634565 September 06th 2013 5:31 am
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #634574 September 06th 2013 9:40 am
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Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet...
There were no other brain cells.

"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer....

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:

"HELLO, HEY, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away say : " we're all down here...."

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #634594 September 06th 2013 12:28 pm
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Everyday above ground is a Good Day!!!
Never Stop Vannin'

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Host of Spring Break
At Shenandoah Acres Family Campground

Owner & Creator of Wizard's Van-In Videos
Member of Riding High Truckers from 1982 to 1996
2nd Member of The Toopa Sinner Tribe
Member of Free Bird Vanners 1996 to Present
Member of Cape Atlantic Truckers South Jersey
Host Club of Freeze Out
Certified Nats Judge
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #634778 September 08th 2013 1:13 pm
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Dear Son,

Your Pa has a new job. The first in 48 years. We are a little better, off now, getting $17.96 every Thursday. So we up and thought we'd do a little fixin’ up. We sent to Rosemont and Seasbuck for one of them there bathrooms you hear so much about and it took a plumber to put it in shape.

On one side of the room is a great big long thing, something like the hogs drink out of, only you get in it and wash all over. Over on the other side is a little white thing called a sink, this is for light washing, like face and hands, but over in the other corner we really got something.

There you put one foot in, wash it clean, pull a chain and get fresh water for the other foot. Two lids come with the darn thing and we ain't had any use for them in the bathroom, so I'm using one for a bread board and the other we framed grandmother's picture in.

They were awful nice people to deal with and they sent us a roll of writing paper with it.

Take care of yourself son.

Your Maw


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #635075 September 11th 2013 12:09 pm
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
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DrBob #635086 September 11th 2013 4:04 pm
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.......... lol


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