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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621259 June 13th 2013 10:59 pm
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A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621279 June 14th 2013 5:22 am
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Wizard78 #621308 June 14th 2013 9:38 am
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621444 June 15th 2013 5:54 pm
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Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.


George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.



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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621463 June 15th 2013 8:33 pm
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621469 June 15th 2013 8:45 pm
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621470 June 15th 2013 8:46 pm
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A blonde walks into a bank in central New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title and everything checks out.

The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in central New York City can I park my Rolls for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" - See more at: http://forums.coolridesonline.net/s...E-OF-THE-DAY-thread#sthash.BWkSrPQq.dpuf


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GhostRyder #621472 June 15th 2013 8:47 pm
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Plane Crash

OK there’s a plane that crashes on a deserted island.

The male pilot has only minutes to live, he tells the 3 ladies he has with him on the plane that he saw an island with people on it just a mile away and they can swim to it.

The Brunette Lady says “OK I’m going to try”, she gets in the water and swims out a ¼ mile; she can’t make it and drowns.

The Red Head Lady says “Ok I’m going to try”, she gets in the water and swims out a ½ mile; she can’t make it and drowns.

The Blonde Lady say’s “OK I’m going to try”; she gets in the water and swims out ¾ a mile; she thinks she can’t make it, so she turns around and swims back to the deserted island………………………


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #621473 June 15th 2013 8:50 pm
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Joe calls his boss in the morning to “call in sick”; he’s worked for him for over twenty years and has never called in sick.

The boss says, you can’t call in sick, I really need you today!!! There’s this big job I need you for.

The Boss go’s on to tell Joe here’s what you do, when I’m sick I just roll the wife over and give here a good roll in the hey. With in an hour or so I feel a lot better and I can go to work.

So Joe says AH OK I’ll try it.

Well an hour and a half later Joe shows up to work and the boss go’s over to him and says; well I see you took my advice and you where able to make it into work after all.

Joe answers the boss back; ya I took your advice and I feel a lot better now, and by the way you have a real nice house!!! -


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