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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607204 March 21st 2013 12:29 pm
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Those same two older married couples were having dinner together one night. After eating, Sam and Ted went into the den while the ladies chatted and cleaned up the dishes.
Ted remarked that it was a fine home cooked meal. Sam mentioned they had recently discovered a new home style restaurant in town that was also very good and he highly recommended it.
“What’s the name of it?” asked Ted.
Sam thought and thought and scratched his head and finally said, “Say, what’s the name of that flower?” “You know the one that’s red and we always buy it for our wives on special occasions.”
“You mean a rose?” said Ted.
“Yeah, yeah that’s it” said Sam. He turned toward the kitchen and yelled “Hey Rose, what’s the name of that place we ate at last week?”

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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607339 March 22nd 2013 11:02 am
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Joe’s wife asked him to run out to the store for a loaf of bread. On the way to the store there’s this little bar that Joe likes so he decided to drop in for a quick beer. As he was sipping his beer a gorgeous young redhead in a mini skirt walked in and sat down at the bar. Joe smiled and she smiled back so he sent her a drink over. They began to chat and Joe ordered more drinks and a few more drinks until the next thing he knew he was waking up in her bed and its three AM in the morning!
“Holy Crap!” shouts Joe. He leaps outta bed and throws on his clothes.
“My wife’s gonna kill me!!” he yells as he heads for the door.
Thinking quickly he returns to the bedroom and asks the redhead if she has any talcum powder. He takes the powder and dumps some on his hands, rubs a little on his face and wipes the rest on his pants as he runs out the door.
He gets out of his van at home and his wife is waiting in the doorway with the rolling pin. “OK BUSTER, JUST WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?”
“Well Honey I stopped at the bar for a drink and met this great looking redhead.” Joe explained. “We had a few drinks, one thing led to another, then we ended up at her place having wild sex and I fell asleep.”
His wife slowly looked him up and down there under the porch light and said “YOU LYING ASS!” “YOU’VE BEEN SHOOTING POOL HAVEN’T YOU?”

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death
experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, an ambulance killed her. Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?" God replied, "Girl, I didn't recognize you”




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but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
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end up at work."
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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2nd Member of The Toopa Sinner Tribe
Member of Free Bird Vanners 1996 to Present
Member of Cape Atlantic Truckers South Jersey
Host Club of Freeze Out
Certified Nats Judge
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