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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607002 March 19th 2013 7:08 pm
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REFRIGERATOR GOALS!

When I returned home from college for a break.
I noticed a paper posted on the refrigerator.

It listed some goals my dad had set for himself:
Help wife more, lose weight, be more productive at work.

I promptly added: "Send Michelle money every month."

A few days later my brother wrote: "Make payments on car for Jason."

Then my boyfriend joined in with: "Buy Tom a Jeep."

Finally my father added a new goal to his amended list: "Wean kids."


starwars
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607053 March 20th 2013 9:40 am
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A man who's wife was pregnant couldn't bear to be in the delivery room at the time of the birth.

So he thought he'd ring up later to see if it had come yet.

He rang up and the nurse said "it's a girl but theres another one on the way"

he rang again later and the nurse said "it's another girl but there's another coming"

he rang once more and the nurse said " it's a boy but there's another coming"

He couldn't stand it any more so he went to the pub and got drunk.

An hour later he was really nervous. He was dialling the hospital, hands shaking, and accidently dialled the sports line. he asked " how many did we get mate" the person said "198 all out.... and the last one was a duck"


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I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607063 March 20th 2013 11:35 am
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lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607079 March 20th 2013 2:02 pm
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I was in downtown Atlanta the other day when I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I miss New York".
So I busted his window, stole the radio, shot out a couple of tires and left a note saying "I hope this helps"! laugh

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CatFish #607080 March 20th 2013 2:14 pm
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rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607108 March 20th 2013 5:35 pm
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The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
DrBob #607112 March 20th 2013 6:26 pm
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I did that when I was a kid....RATFLMAO

But I forgot the soap....

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607190 March 21st 2013 10:34 am
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Married couples, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one a wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof -- the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said, "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the fairy picked up her wand and poof -- the husband was 90.


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #607198 March 21st 2013 12:22 pm
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lol


Everyday above ground is a Good Day!!!
Never Stop Vannin'

Member of Break Away Vanners
Host of Spring Break
At Shenandoah Acres Family Campground

Owner & Creator of Wizard's Van-In Videos
Member of Riding High Truckers from 1982 to 1996
2nd Member of The Toopa Sinner Tribe
Member of Free Bird Vanners 1996 to Present
Member of Cape Atlantic Truckers South Jersey
Host Club of Freeze Out
Certified Nats Judge
Member of Shenandoah Valley Vans
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