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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
DrBob #606658 March 17th 2013 10:45 am
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Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

“Well, Dad,” said Pete, “ I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”

“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”

“I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606796 March 18th 2013 1:37 pm
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How I Learned To Mind My Own Business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting...13....13....13.
The fence was too high to see over but there was a little gap in the planks so I peeked thru to see what was going on.
That's when somebody poked me in the eye and they all started
shouting....14....14...14.

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GhostRyder #606798 March 18th 2013 1:47 pm
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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A teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his 1 to 10 well

"Yes! Of course! My pop taught me...even more than 10"

"Good. What comes after three?”

"Four," answers the boy.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your erm...dad did a good job. Now...so what comes after...lets say ten?"

"A jack"


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
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Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?”
“Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?
“I did!” sobbed Johnny.

Read more: http://www.ajokeaday.com/clasificacion.asp?ID=46#ixzz2O0nX3eRa


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
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