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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605950 March 12th 2013 11:26 am
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Sure did miss you Dr. Bob


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606104 March 13th 2013 10:13 am
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Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



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I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606112 March 13th 2013 11:20 am
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laugh


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Never Stop Vannin'

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At Shenandoah Acres Family Campground

Owner & Creator of Wizard's Van-In Videos
Member of Riding High Truckers from 1982 to 1996
2nd Member of The Toopa Sinner Tribe
Member of Free Bird Vanners 1996 to Present
Member of Cape Atlantic Truckers South Jersey
Host Club of Freeze Out
Certified Nats Judge
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606200 March 13th 2013 7:31 pm
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A traveling salesman is driving through some farmland and while driving accidentally runs over a rabbit. He pulls over to investigate and then goes to the trunk of his car. Meantime a farmer is watching this whole thing unfold by his fence. The salesman opens his trunk and pulls out an aerosol can. He walks over to the dead rabbit, shakes the can, and sprays the entire contents onto the rabbit. He tosses the empty can on the side of the road, jumps in his car and drives off. About a minute later the rabbit jumps up and begins to walk away waving his paws every few steps. The farmer completely amazed by what he'd seen jumps the fence and picks the can up and reads it. He reads to himself, "Huh...hair restorer with wave".


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606235 March 13th 2013 8:21 pm
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The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
DrBob #606260 March 13th 2013 10:05 pm
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606293 March 14th 2013 9:37 am
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So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for

Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #606294 March 14th 2013 9:44 am
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lol

It's always "little Johnny". lol


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