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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
shaggy #605762 March 10th 2013 10:24 am
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Originally Posted by shaggy
The same horse came back to the bar a week later looking upset and with a set of jump leads around his neck.

Barman says
"I don't mind the long face but just don't start anything"

Then a bear comes in and says to the barman "Hey can I get a ...........................................
..........................................
..........................................
...beer please.

Barman says,
"Sure but why the large pause"




_____lmao.... rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605771 March 10th 2013 12:52 pm
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all.”

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."



The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605837 March 11th 2013 6:36 am
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rofl


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605844 March 11th 2013 10:03 am
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A man went into a dentist and said "how much will it cost to have teeth taken out" "$90" said the dentist "that’s ridiculous" said the man.” I could lose the anesthetic and it would cost $60" "that’s still to expensive,” said the man "if I don't use any anesthesia I could knock the price down to $20". Still to much" said the man.” Well one of my students can do it for $10" said the dentist "perfect" said the man "book my wife for next Tuesday".



The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
DrBob #605846 March 11th 2013 10:05 am
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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605850 March 11th 2013 10:45 am
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A penguin is on holidays driving around Italy on a Vespa scooter.
He starts to notice a dangerous wobble from the front of the vespa so leaves it into a small town mechanic for repairs. While it's being repaired he wanders around the town and finds an ice cream shop. He buys a big ice cream and greedily tucks in while walking back to the workshop. The mechanic spots him and calls him in to the workshop where he has the forks of the vespa stripped down and laid out on the bench. He says "I think you have a blown a seal".

The penguin quickly wipes his face clean and says "No, No It's only ice cream"


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605864 March 11th 2013 12:43 pm
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At Shenandoah Acres Family Campground

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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
Wizard78 #605919 March 11th 2013 9:36 pm
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haha rofl


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A man moved to a mountain top to get rid of the hustle and be alone. One day he heard a knock at the door and no one was there but then he looked down and there sat a snail and it said "it is quite cold out here can I come in?" the man shouted "NO why don’t you all understand I want to be alone!" and he kicked the snail down the mountain. One year later there was a knock at the door and no one was there and then he looked down and there again sat a snail and it said, "What did you do that for?"



The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
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