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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605458 March 08th 2013 1:07 pm
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At a Rehab meeting

Do you have a drinking problem?

No I Pretty much have it figured out.

What is your favorite beer?

An open one.

How do you know you've had enough?

I run out.

AA is for quitters.


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
DrBob #605461 March 08th 2013 1:13 pm
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Originally Posted by DrBob
At a Rehab meeting

Do you have a drinking problem?

No I Pretty much have it figured out.

What is your favorite beer?

An open one.

How do you know you've had enough?

I run out.

AA is for quitters.


. cheers ....That's the DrBob I remember..... lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
CatFish #605472 March 08th 2013 1:35 pm
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Originally Posted by CatFish
She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "Some idiot loaded this gun with blanks! I had to beat him to death with the chair."



thats funny!!!


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HighwayStar #605473 March 08th 2013 1:37 pm
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Originally Posted by HighwayStar
Originally Posted by DrBob
At a Rehab meeting

Do you have a drinking problem?

No I Pretty much have it figured out.

What is your favorite beer?

An open one.

How do you know you've had enough?

I run out.

AA is for quitters.


. cheers ....That's the DrBob I remember..... lol



Go Bob Go....Yeah back to our daily humor


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605535 March 08th 2013 7:21 pm
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."
The man groaned but didn't move.
The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."
Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success.
Finally, they summoned the police.
The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"
"Sam," the man moaned.
"Where ya from, Sam?"
With pain in his voice Sam replied... "The balcony."

Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605539 March 08th 2013 7:55 pm
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While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespeople came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!”
“Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the license plate number!”



The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150
Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605542 March 08th 2013 7:58 pm
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Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect man because the perfect woman and Santa Claus aren't real.


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HighwayStar #605568 March 08th 2013 10:35 pm
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Originally Posted by HighwayStar
Did ya hear the one 'bout the horse that walks into the bar sits down and orders a beer?

Bartenders says Why the long face.......... lol


I dont get it lol


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Re: Dr. Bob's Jokes Thread
GhostRyder #605570 March 08th 2013 10:40 pm
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Horses tend to have long faces David...... lol


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