https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/cto/d/chevy-g30-15-passenger-van/6650998339.html

It's got waay too many windows.
And you know it's way too long.
And It doesn't get good mileage.
And yes, I know that it's just wrong.

But if it's a BB Chevy Long Boy?

Well then, it's Van ON!