Q: What do you call a bear that is cold?
A: A burr.

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Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

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Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise?
A: A dino-sore.

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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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Q: How does a cow sneak off a farm?
A: Right pasteurize.

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Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

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