An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back and it was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with a picnic table, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he had not been there for awhile, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit and headed on down.

As he neared the pond, he heard voice shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a group of young women skinny-dippin in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the girls shouted to him, “We are not coming out until you leave!”

The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond unclothed.” Holding the bucket up he said, “I am here to feed the alligator.”