Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.

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Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.

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Q: Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
A: Because there are lots of fans.

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Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.