A man in Texas went to his local Sherriff's Department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall?

Sergeant: Build?

Husband: Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Sergeant: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year…maybe red?

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.

Sergeant: And what was she driving?

Husband: Brand new Ford E150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels, and off-road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.

At this point, the husband started tearing up and almost cried.

Sergeant: Don't you worry, Sir. We'll find your truck.