A man in Texas went to his local Sherriff's Department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I really never noticed. Maybe about five feet tall?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year…maybe red?
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: And what was she driving?
Husband: Brand new Ford E150 with Eco-boost V6 engine, special ordered with manual transmission, four-wheel drive, tinted windows, custom matching white cover for the bed, special alloy wheels, and off-road Michelin's. Wife put a small scratch on the driver's door.
At this point, the husband started tearing up and almost cried.
Sergeant: Don't you worry, Sir. We'll find your truck.