The water went away and Noah threw open the doors and told the animals to go forth and multiply. As the animals left, two snakes stopped by Noah and said, "We can't do that."
"Do what?" said Noah.
"Multiply," said the snakes.
"Why not?" asked Noah.
"Because we're Adders," said the snakes.
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I have decided to RETIRE and live off my savings...
Though I'm not sure what I will use the second week...