Ok, here's a contribution. A young man and a young woman, both from way up in the hills (hillbillys) went out to "Spoon Rock" and were cuddling up to each other. The young woman leaned over to the man and said "Whisper somethin soft and mushy into my ear". So, the young man thought and thought and finally a smile spread across his face and he leaned over to the young woman and put his lips close to her ear and said "Shiiit".

2005 E350 Turbo Diesel
Why is it that when I press 1 for English, I still can not understand the person on the other end????