I told my kids I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

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A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.

The Photon replies, "No I'm traveling light."

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Last edited by Dyno_Dave; October 02nd 2016 2:52 pm.