Did you hear about the 85 year old couple who where rocking away on their front porch? They were just rocking away when all of a sudden, the old lady stops rocking and smacks the old man on shoulder. His eyes get wide and he says to his wife "What was that for"? To which she replies "68 years of bad sex". They go back to rocking when the old man stops and smacks his wife hard enough on the shoulder to knock her backwards in the rocker and both her and the rocker tumble off of the porch. She gets up and looks at the old man and says "What was that for"? To which he responds "Knowing the difference"!

2005 E350 Turbo Diesel
Why is it that when I press 1 for English, I still can not understand the person on the other end????