A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his van. The guy asks if she would like to go in the back to the couch.

"No!" yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"

The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"