Q: Who has the right of way when four vans approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: They all stop to check out each others van & the best looking van gets the respect & then the biggest van with the gun rack goes next.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your steering wheel.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.