Here's an original one I made up today. Some may find it not humorous, but that's OK. The set up: You know the Subway front man got 15+ years for having sex with underage girls...right? He would buy them off. Combine that with an advertisement I know you have all heard. Now, after all that, the joke..... The young teen girl was sporting a beautiful diamond ring and on seeing it, a friend asked her how she got the ring, so her answer was....."I went to Jared".
2005 E350 Turbo Diesel Why is it that when I press 1 for English, I still can not understand the person on the other end????