Ok I'll do another one.....some of you guys need to help out!!

Gomer and Skeeter had caught a mess of fish at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!

Immediately, Skeeter threw his rod down and started running through the woods, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.

About a half mile up the holler Skeeter got tangled in some blackberry briars and fell. The Game Warden finally caught up to him.

"Lets see yer fishin license, Skeeter !!" the Warden gasped.

Skeeter pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.

"Well damn Skeeter", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks !! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yeah ah knowed", replied Skeeter," But Gomer, he ain't got nar'n"...