Once there was this young who discovered a treasure trove.

Amongst the old and valuable things he noticed a worn out lamp.

He rubbed the lamp and out came the genie.

"Yes master, express your wish", the genie howled.

The man said, "Genie get me a grand villa where I can live happily ever after with my girlfriend".

The genie looked at the man and said, "Well, if I could make a villa like that, then why the hell do you suppose I live in this stuffy worn out lamp?"

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150