One day a man is walking down the street when he sees an old man with a nice looking dog.

He goes over to the man and asks: 'does your dog bite?' the old man replies 'No never'.

When the man bends down to stroke the dog, it immediately takes a snap at his hand. The man says 'I thought you said your dog did not bite!

'I did' replies the old man, but this isn't my dog!'


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150