The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the desert when a line of mounted Indians appeared to the right of them. They looked to the left and saw another line of mounted Indians. Behind them they saw another line of mounted Indians.
The Lone Ranger said, "Looks like we're in trouble, Tonto."
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me."
He is well groomed and very well behaved.
"Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years."
"In all that time I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls."
"I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly."
"I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill."
"Yes indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150