Mr. Smith and his son Rick were called to Mrs. Liventhal's classroom.

"Mr. Smith," said the teacher, "I asked Rick 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!"

"Well teacher" said Smith, "if my kid said he didn't do it -- he didn't do it!"

Father and son left the school, and on their way home, Smith turned to the boy and asked, "Tell me son, did you do it?"


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150