MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time.
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season.
BYTE: What them dang flies do.
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.
MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all".
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member w
The only Stephentown on earth. I don't mind Coming to work, but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch. No matter how little I do, I always feel I could do less. "The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work." NOVA VANS 1990 Dodge B150
