I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.

I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.

I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes f**king nuts! Women, I can't figure them out.

Thanks to all who have taken time to reply to my n00b questions! Y'all are a gold mine of information.

1993 Plymouth Voyager (beater)
2003 GMC Savana G2500 (Redneck Special)
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