A guy goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one beer chaser.

The bartender lines up seven shots and goes to get the beer.

When he comes back with the beer only moments later, all seven shots were gone.

The bartender says, "Wow! You sure drank those fast."

The guy explains, :You'd drink fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy reaches into his pocket and says, "Fifty cents!"


The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150