A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!”

“Well,” said the mother, “that's wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up.”

“Yeah, but, Mom,” said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions.”

I don’t understand, dear,” said his mother. “Conclusions?”

“Yeah, Mom” said the boy. “This isn’t going to become a habit.”

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150