“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park.

“I can feel a flea in my shoe.”

“Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This woman has fleas.”



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A family was having dinner and the little boy said,"Dad I don't like the holes in the cheese!"

Well son, eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of the plate.






The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
NOVA VANS
1990 Dodge B150