Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?

Officer: Just stand where you are!!!


I'm sick.. - Miscellaneous Jokes

A boy walks into the school nurse's office.

Nurse: Why are you here?

Boy: I’m sick

Nurse: sick of what?

Boy: The teacher

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150