Panting and perspiring, two men on a tandem bicycle at last got to the top of a steep hill.

“That was a stiff climb,” said the first man. “It certainly was,” replied the second man.

“And if I hadn’t kept the brake on, we would have slid down backward.”


When the follow called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depended on room size and number of people.

"Do you take children?' the man asked.

"No, sir" replied the clerk. "only cash and credit cards."

The only Stephentown on earth.
I don't mind Coming to work,
but that 8hr wait to go home is a bitch.
No matter how little I do,
I always feel I could do less.
"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you
end up at work."
1990 Dodge B150